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In the aftermath of a colossal battle, the future of the Seven Kingdoms hangs in the balance once again–beset by newly emerging threats from every direction. In the east, Daenerys Targaryen, the last scion of House Targaryen, rules with her three dragons as queen of a city built on dust and death. But Daenerys has three times three thousand enemies, and many have set out to find her. Yet, as they gather, one young man embarks upon his own quest for the queen, with an entirely different goal in mind.
To the north lies the mammoth Wall of ice and stone–a structure only as strong as those guarding it. There, Jon Snow, 998th Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch, will face his greatest challenge yet. For he has powerful foes not only within the Watch but also beyond, in the land of the creatures of ice.
And from all corners, bitter conflicts soon reignite, intimate betrayals are perpetrated, and a grand cast of outlaws and priests, soldiers and skinchangers, nobles and slaves, will face seemingly insurmountable obstacles. Some will fail, others will grow in the strength of darkness. But in a time of rising restlessness, the tides of destiny and politics will lead inevitably to the greatest dance of all. . . .
Dubbed “the American Tolkien” by Time magazine, George R. R. Martin has earned international acclaim for his monumental cycle of epic fantasy. Now the #1 New York Times bestselling author delivers the fifth book in his spellbinding landmark series–as both familiar faces and surprising new forces vie for a foothold in a fragmented empire.
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These dragons don’t dance, they stumble.,
In “A Dance with Dragons,” George R.R. Martin seems to have ripped out a page from his own self-written guide to writing a good story, and replaced it with a page from Robert Jordan’s version – and in both cases, the change was very much for the worse.
The page he borrowed could charitably be called “Setup,” or “Preparation,” or even given some grandiose description about the “careful movement and positioning of critical pieces on a game board.” In practical terms, though, it comes down to “Delay,” “Pointless Stalling,” and would be more accurately summed up as “an entire book about multiple characters wandering slowly across the world to approach – but never reach – a place in which something interesting has the potential to happen.” For example, everyone’s favourite dwarf has a simple goal: he wants to throw in his lot with the dragon queen, offering her whatever advice and wisdom he can. A noble goal, that, and one that would do a great deal to move the story along – his cynicism would open her eyes about some pretty important things. But does he make it to her? Not in this book! No, he’s far too busy being packed into barrels like Bilbo the hobbit, swapping tales with cheese lords, being lost, found, sold, and bought, falling in with slaves and signing paper for sellswords, and even being saddled with a plucky lady-dwarf sidekick who continually tells him that he should stop causing trouble and just focus on making the big people laugh, because that’s what dwarves are for. In Westeros during the previous four books, he was known and feared as Tyrion of House Lannister, Halfman to the wild mountain tribes, former Hand of the King, unsung hero of Blackwater Bay, the Imp, kinslayer and Kingslayer both; in Essos during this book, all he really manages to do is play a lot of Stratego, reminisce about a previously-unmentioned happy boyhood of gymnastics training in the art of dwarfish capering, and fall convincingly off a trained pig.
The same song is sung throughout the book: nobody actually *gets* anywhere. In Meereen, Daenerys mopes, sighs, tosses her braids, and moons over a pretty boy. On the Wall, Jon Snow hems, haws, asks everyone within earshot for advice on what to do, then completely ignores all of the advice to do something entirely different while complaining about how nobody supports him. Stannis grits his teeth, Melisandre misinterprets prophecies, Dolorous Edd makes comments about mules. A new character is introduced who represents either the most vibrantly crimson scarlet of red herrings, or George R.R. Martin on waterskis leaping majestically over a great white shark; the jury’s still out on the kid, but it *is* safe to say that he spends half the book marching determinedly in one direction before abruptly turning around and charging off on completely the opposite course.
And then, there’s the issue of the page missing from this book, the page that had elevated the first three books so high above the likes of Goodkind or Jordan. It’s the page called “Caprice,” or “Injustice,” or maybe “Nobody is Safe.” It’s the page on which he knowingly and thoroughly subverted the standard fantasy tropes of good triumphing over evil, of all death being either deserved (if the deceased was a bad guy, like for instance an orc) or deeply meaningful (a sacrifice, like Boromir dying to protect the hobbits). The previous books used that page, and used it well. No character was sacred: anyone could die at any time, for any reason – or for no reason at all – because the world was a cruel and merciless and fickle place, and justice and honor and fair treatment were exceptions rather than rules.
In “A Dance with Dragons,” though – and in “A Feast for Crows,” to an extent – that page is notably absent. The Onion Knight, by this point, has gone through more lives than the average cat; while I have great fondness for the character, I almost wish Martin *would* kill him off just so the poor soul could rest. Whenever Arya gets a knife pressed against her throat, it turns out to be a well-meaning rescuer offering her a haircut. Mance dies then reappears good as new, Catelyn died and reappeared (somewhat the worse for wear, in her case), ghosts from the past pop up alive and well and living in the Westerosi equivalent of Paris. At this point, I’m more than half-expecting Khal Drogo to ride up on a skeletal horse and say “Hey Dany babe, I busted out of the nightlands, let’s cross the poison water before my afterlife parole officer finds out I’m here.” A Song of Ice and Fire has gone from “Nobody is Safe” to “Every Main Character is Totally Safe at this Point,” and the suspense is just *gone*.
So, after all that, do I regret reading “A Dance with Dragons”? No. The sad truth is, even a mediocre George R.R. Martin book is better than most of the other offerings in the genre. My thoughtful boyfriend bought it for me on iBooks the very hour…
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|Better than AFFC, Barely,
If you had told me to make a list off the top of my head before I sat down to read this novel, of events I’d want to see, or resolutions I was looking for, it would have been something like:
Dany mastering her dragons, escaping the Meereen situation, and heading west.
Tyrion arriving at Dany’s court to serve her in his unique ways.
The battle with the Others finally starting in a serious way.
Jon learning who he is.
Cersei’s trial and the unleashing of FrankinGregor.
What is Jaime going to do?
Is Briennie dead, what did she say to get out of the noose?
Quentyn arriving at Dany’s court and revealing Dorne’s plans to her.
Victarion using the horn to control the dragons.
Bran meeting the Greenseer and finishing his training.
Arya finishing her training.
A pretty obvious list based on the story so far, right? I would have been happy with 3 of these stories moving along, 4 would have been downright wonderful. Instead I got one and a half. And the kicker…it’s the last one and a half I would have chosen.
This would have been bad enough…only it got worse. GRRM manages to add two more very interesting plotlines, one of which is Stannis’ battle for the North, the other of which we’ll let be a secret, and he gives no resolution for them either.
This is a novel that ended 200 hundred pages short. Throughout all of it we are given two “big” stories, the North and the East, and both of them look to lead towards large power altering battles that will rival the Blackwater…only we never get to them. The book stops before BOTH.
It is a novel filled with ships sailing, and sailing, and sailing some more. Of marching, and marching, and marching some more. Jon Snow becomes muddled in food stores, concerned with wildlings, with not an Other in sight of the wall. Dany reverts back to trying to save absolutely everyone, doing anything at all to make a false peace, and turns on her own dragons. Cersei has 2 chapters, Jaime 1, and both of them feel like they should have either been included into AFFC or left out till Book 6. Bran and Ayra train, but it has no end in sight.
Tyrion….Tyrion learns to cherish his inner dwarf. If all this doesn’t sound exciting, don’t worry, you will be lucky enough to get to read near 50 pages of food descriptions scattered about the novel. There is also about 100 “You know nothing, Jon Snows”, about 50 “Words are Wind” and considerable “I must go forward” and something about Lannister’s and debts I didn’t know about…
I can’t say it was all bad. If there wasn’t good I wouldn’t be so disappointing in where the book ended after all. Reek, Barristan, Asha, and Davos were all fantastic, the single Melisandre chapter shed much light on a certain bastard’s destiny, and my main-dragon Drogon was the star of the book.
But…I have just finished 1000 pages, it is fresh in my mind, and what drives me to my disappointment is the thought of another 5 years…where I will have my list above, one scratched off, and yet two more added.
3.5 but it doesn’t deserve the curve.
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|A few juicy moments drowned in gruel,
Warning, there are spoilers below.
I really wanted to enjoy dance, bad. As upset as i was with the 5 year wait to get the second half of a mediocre book…i was really willing to give it a chance. I bought it the second it came out, brought my kindle with me everywhere so i could read it in my down time – paid close attention and picked up on little subtle things others might have missed – all this, and i was still disappointed. (not in the Kindle tho, this thing is awesome, and no I’m not getting paid to say this. It’s perfect for someone who travels a lot for work).
It really boils down to this – it doesn’t feel like Martin enjoys writing about this world anymore. His behavior reinforces this feeling, too. It’s like he’s just bored of this world and has lost that energetic spark to create.
Reading the first three books, it was like a man excited about the world he was building, excited about the stories, the characters, excited about what he was going to DO with them and he wanted to get there as smoothly and quickly as possible. Remember when Catelyn left for King’s Landing in one chapter, and then arrived there next chapter? It’s because the journey was unimportant – that stuff was filler – what happened to her IN King’s Landing was important.
Reading the last two, it was like he wasn’t really sure what to do anymore, he couldn’t figure out where he was going, he just had to fill up the pages with something, and he kept thinking back and forth on what to write. adding, deleting, adding, deleting – this is a worrisome sign when indecision, apathy, and indifference about a tale begin to rear their ugly head.
It’s this energetic drive when you have a story you want to tell. But I didn’t get that here from Martin, which is disappointing, because the man has genuine talent. He just doesn’t seem to be inspired enough to use it. I never got the impression of a clear vision. I didn’t get a sense of his excitement for these characters. It shows up in a lot of ways – the tired cliches, the empty characterizations of the main viewpoints – it feels like Dance was a homework assignment to him, a very unwelcome homework assignment. “This one was a three bitches and a bastard”, indeed it was, and that feeling comes across in his writing style.
I really just feel he’s bored and out of ideas. He’s tired of Westeros, he isn’t sure what to do anymore, and he’s just stringing things along with random WTF moments thrown in to try and maintain our interest and fake excitement. It’s similar to sudden loud sounds or ‘GOTCHA’ moments in bad scary movies; using cheap tricks to try and evoke a sense of fear when the plot itself can’t.
There are only a few moments where I get a sense of the old Martin. Reading Theon’s chapters were interesting. Theon actually had an arc, an evolution, and you got the sense that George enjoyed telling this story. Too bad he had to ruin it with yet another cliffhanger ending. In fact, this was one of the few true cliffhangers in the book, in my opinion. The other ‘cliffhangers’ were never set up properly and are more like ‘dangling threads’ that came out of nowhere.
We have Jon getting the Caesar treatment, Stannis marching on Winterfell, Theon and Jeyne escaping, Aegon landing in Westeros, the situation on the Wall, the Pink Letter… Too much buildup here with too little payoff!
And then one of the big cliffhanger moments from the first book – Brienne – gets barely a mention in this! We are left to deduce what she most likely said and her agreement to lead Jaime to UnCat in return for her life – yet another plotline that goes nowhere. At the end of the book, effectively, nothing big or major has happened that we can see the result of. Dany is basically back where she started, realizing she should have gone to Westeros. The entire sideshow in Meereen has effectively accomplished nothing. A lot of interesting things happen to the characters that are ultimately irrelevant. The Others are still persona non grata, mentioned only in shadows. Dragons still haven’t returned. Stannis hasn’t really conquered anything meaningful. Tommen is still king. Dorne is still ‘progressing’. The Ironborn are still the same. Not enough major action has happened. I can accept one book of mostly filler, but two? A Dance with Dragons feels like it was written to meet a word count! What’s next, he goes through and increases the font size on all the periods to add some more volume? He might as well, it’d be just as entertaining.
The problem is, Martin could have easily given us at least one big climax in this book. You could have given us a Meereen showdown with results, you could have given us Jon’s “death” and obvious rebirth as Azhor Az’hai or whatever, you could have given us the Others finally attacking in force, you could have given us Victarion or Tyrion meeting Dany, you could have…
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